How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.