What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.