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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.