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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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