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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler