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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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No tomatoes.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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A cross trainer.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair