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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

Removed

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...