What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.