What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!