What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!