What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What's a Redditor's favorite color?

M'genta

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture