Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's