Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.