Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What's white, blue, and red all over?

REDdit.

Fencer Jokes More Fencer Jokes

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.