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Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Swordsman Jokes More Swordsman Jokes

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes?

Constant ripostes.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.