Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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They are afraid of the Reposte.

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Reuse and Recycle