Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Thank you, Karma gain

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.