Riposte Jokes

What do you call a clever repost?

A riposte.

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes?

Constant ripostes.

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)