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What do jedi hate the most?

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.