What do jedi hate the most?

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...