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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.