Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.