Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.