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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Shoe Factory Jokes More Shoe Factory Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.