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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Shoe Factory Jokes More Shoe Factory Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.