Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Finding crabs on your organ.

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Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Ughs*

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Sneakers

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Hushpuppies.

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Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Because they are shellfish

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On crotches...

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A pair of ankles

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For proper gander purposes.

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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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A PANDAwan learner.

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Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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You stop feeding it.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.