What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.