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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.