What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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They are probably in better shape than you.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.