What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.