What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts