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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt