What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.