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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.