What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts