What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts