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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.