Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!