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God supports everything.

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

The Devil's advocado.

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Nuts and bolts

Why aren't you supporting me

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

They're afraid of the shots.

They have a large following!

Elvis Parsley

You look at your X and try to find out Y

It's not there.

He's taking over the Poles.

Through the Electoral College.

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

It had a screw loose.

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