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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.