What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!