What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".