By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Airtel 4G girl.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
None, because they can't change anything.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
A man holding an aardvark.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Giraffe.
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Because he was grounded!
