By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Nothing, she's fine.
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
None, the room is already lit.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
