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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.