What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.