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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.