What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck