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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

A pianist

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.