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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes