Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes