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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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When they start to like spankings

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What is the outside of a tree called?

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes