Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.