Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.