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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.