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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.