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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What are we gonna name our band?

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.