What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry