What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Moonopoly.

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URINE.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.