Asia Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Heavy Soup Jokes More Heavy Soup Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.