Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.

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Who's there! Asia! Asia who?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer