Asia Jokes

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with