Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

Who's there! Asia! Asia who?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Wonton soup!

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One ton soup.

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Wonton soup!

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Wonton

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.