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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Who's there! Asia! Asia who?

Asia mum in

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.