Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.