What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.