What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.