What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Roberto.

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Quarkiplier

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He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!