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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!