What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.