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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry