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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss