What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.