What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.