What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Arfson

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Nah brah, tadah brah!

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His left one

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Chair? Statue?!

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!