What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.