What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.