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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.