What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.