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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall