What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Vietnom nom nom nom

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash