In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The night before a test.
Nark Nark
It was a high school.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Because someone's always on the deck!
Because you're sitting on the deck...
Buy a deck of cards.
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Jack of all Spades
Acis spades!
Marriage
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
Carbon dating
