In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
When it begins to bark.
Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
That's not funny...
Because it's good ferrous.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Paddy O'furniture
Because he was sitting on the deck!
A Cheetah.
Doug.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Because it's a dear little thing.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
