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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.