Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide