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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.