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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!