Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!