Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.