Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.