Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!