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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.