What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.