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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!