What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.