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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.