What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.