What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!