What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.