What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!