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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.