What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.