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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.