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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land