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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Christmas, Carl

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.