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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a group of politically similar crows?

A cawcus

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.