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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers