Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Legal Dispute Jokes More Legal Dispute Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.