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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.