Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.