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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.