Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.