Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.