Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.