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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.