Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.