Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.