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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!