Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...