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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!