What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!