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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck