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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck