What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Do you even Lyft bro?

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!