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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Who drives?

The police officer

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.