Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.