Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.