It kept crashing on the beach.
He left his foot on the clutch.
It failed the Smaug test.
Pair-a-dice.
Cause the seaweed
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Driving
Paul Walker only crashed once.
The crews got marooned
You wave hello!
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
He made a few Wookiee errors.
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.