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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.