Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.