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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.