What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad