What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.