What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive