What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders