What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders