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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%