Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!