Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!