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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!