Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.