Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.