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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!