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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!