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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on