Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.