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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.