What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!