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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.