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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway