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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?
A lukeworm.
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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?
Duck.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!
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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran.
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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?
A 'murical.
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