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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.