What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide