What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

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Jason's Dale!

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A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!