A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Karma-vore
A cheetah
Its a slippery slope.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Marry her!
Pit-bull in kids sandpit