What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect