What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!