How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....