Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
To the wax museum.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Jesus. He went for the cross
The look on their face while being nailed.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
They crucified the carpenter.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
