How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.