How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!