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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant