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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day