Loose stools
Jesus
You sound just like me!
Check his spirit level.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He thinks one step ahead
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because they take a fence to that.
Jesus may actually return some day.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
4. Prophet.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because his stool so hard!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
They use French resistors.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can run but you can't tide.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
A clockshund!
Alpaca 'nother bong
We will We will Rock you!
Because his flows were so sick.
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
