Loose stools
Jesus
You sound just like me!
Check his spirit level.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He thinks one step ahead
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because they take a fence to that.
Jesus may actually return some day.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
4. Prophet.
Because his stool so hard!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
They raise the roof.
Because he didn't drywall.
Crucifried
Nails in their hands and feet
Because of the culture!
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Holy
Nailed it!
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
To e or not to e that is the question.
LMAO
Because it'll run faster.
