What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant