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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.