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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.