What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!