What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.