What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.