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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice