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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.