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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.