Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.