Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour