Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Because they wanted to be smarties.

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He wanted to double his prophets.

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Because the steaks are too high.

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His EKG ain't got no rythym

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His pants had no ballroom.

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Just ice

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At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.