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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour