Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice