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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."