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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!