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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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