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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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