How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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