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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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